Shakespeare's aunt is a Christian fanatic
Who will try to convert any religious maverick
Don't let her get too close or she'll hook you with a noose
And force you to watch a Biblic video in any language you choose
Her daughter claims she's Christian, too
But she's more interested in wearing the right hue
She has ten trunks of clothes and shoes and drives an Integra
Help her lift each trunk at the airport lest she wine and bitch until you're the sucka
When she leaves, you will feel like you barely made it alive outta hell
And thank god that your parents spent more time trying to save you rather than some random infidel